supahbeefcakes:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can I make it any more obvious

Sittin in a hot tub reminiscing on the days when I had a mustang like fergie

ronaldkn0x:

*eats the pussy with a spork*

(Source: casualmalexlfan)

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

(Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby)

(Source: jimmysaurio)

channingtater:

cornnuggets:

channingtater:

cornnuggets:

*seductively eats a french fry while listening to mister misters broken wings*

hell o 911 yes hi this bitch just stole my text post

Notice the subtle difference of waffle and french. It is a new experience with different fry types

Are we really going to argue about the semantics of French Fries

Are u rly gonna go there

with me

the person

who

works

with

french fries.

I am the anti-fryst 🐩

channingtater:

cornnuggets:

*seductively eats a french fry while listening to mister misters broken wings*

hell o 911 yes hi this bitch just stole my text post

Notice the subtle difference of waffle and french. It is a new experience with different fry types

*seductively eats a french fry while listening to mister misters broken wings*

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